Kindergarten cop 2 high school heat8/30/2023 ![]() ![]() ![]() Randomly bringing back Kindergarten Cop/Dumb and Dumber/Zoolander is like when they randomly resurrect some video game series like Kid Icarus and then expect anyone to give a fuck when that game series hasn't been relevant for like 2 decades. This movie is directed by Ivan Reitman (Meatballs) and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger (Red Heat), Penelope Ann Miller (Carlitos Way), Pamela Reed (The Right Stuff). ![]() They know what they are, as do the annualized video game series. The closest movie series to those would be like, the Friedberg/Seltzer bullshit, or Madea movies, or the Fast and the Furious or Transformers movies.Īt least the biannual movie releases are honest with themselves. Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but is overwhelmed by the schools liberal, politically correct environment. With Dolph Lundgren, Darla Taylor, Bill Bellamy, Aleks Paunovic. It doesn't really work because big budget video games don't even pretend to be anything other than annual/biannual releases. Kindergarten Cop 2: Directed by Don Michael Paul. Where like, right after those projects first came out, those franchises and studios had better projects to work on so there was no immediate sequel because frankly they didn't need one, but now that they're bored and out of good new ideas, they're like "high, let's prey on some nostalgia from 15-20 years ago." I give it a C.The release of Assassins Creed Syndicate, Far Cry 4 and Final Fantasy 15 all seem like the saddest money grabs I've ever seen. Another sequel that leaves you asking why this was made. It should have reached the exact same audience as. He estimated that the controversy cost the film about 25 million in box office receipts. Overall, watchable and entertaining but is nowhere close to being as good as the original. Parents need to know that Kindergarten Cop 2 is a very late direct-to-DVD companion piece to Arnold Schwarzeneggers 1990 hit comedy Kindergarten Cop. SCHWARZENEGGER FELT THE VIOLENCE WAS COSTLY. The movie is watchable and entertaining enough but does nothing to add to the original and is a straight to video movie that should have been second guessed. The comic relief is left to Bill Bellamy and the supporting cast. This is really Lundgren's first real acting role, and he comes off as stiff and forced. It was strange at first to see Schwarzenegger in a comedic role but his timing was great and it really worked. The original is a borderline classic and is still funny and enjoyable to watch today. With no other option Agent Reed goes under cover as a teacher in the school in hopes to find the list before more people wind up dead. Starring Dolph Lundgren, Bill Bellamy, Darla Taylor. Hes there to recover stolen data, but first hell have to learn to survive in the politically correct world of elementary education. When the owner winds up dead they only have one lead, he was a teacher. A gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher. Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the schools liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for. I can handle this." Agents Reed (Lundgren) and Sanders (Bellamy) are trying to find a stolen list of names. ![]()
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